chibird:

If only I could just plop down and sleep for 24 hours. >3<

April-15 / 7:20 / 4,041 notes / chibird

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

m0bscenebee:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

This actually pissed me off when I saw it. People find it too easy to give a fucking opinion than a couple of quid to someone who has less than you. Fuck these arseholes man. I don’t class myself as particularly well off, and often have to buy everything on the cheap just to eat, but I always give what change I can spare to someone homeless. Done.

riddlemetom:

Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence 

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

April-11 / 9:14 / 44 notes / dailyfries

So I believe this is Jill Duggar and her now fiance Derick Dillard. The first thing that popped up in my mind was that dude looks kinda like Aaron Rodgers.

Is that just me?

April-09 / 7:46 / 1 note

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

paleredsunday:

upgraders:

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

I’ve been rumbled