"What’s your favorite thing about her?"
"What’s a time that she really impressed you with her intelligence?"
"Every single day. She’s the CFO of my company."
thats so precious omg
If only I could just plop down and sleep for 24 hours. >3<
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
So fucking powerful.
This actually pissed me off when I saw it. People find it too easy to give a fucking opinion than a couple of quid to someone who has less than you. Fuck these arseholes man. I don’t class myself as particularly well off, and often have to buy everything on the cheap just to eat, but I always give what change I can spare to someone homeless. Done.
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence